Savage Love baby! Wincest Style

I grew up masturbating in the digital age. So in any given week, I get off on WINCEST, hypnosis porn, and erotic literature involving cat people. I’m also a young husband who’s gone a few years past your recommended date for laying down his kink cards. I’ve been deliberating whether to out myself to my wife, but there’s a rub: The last time she found out I had masturbated to someone other than her, she hit me. I cried and swore I would never look at porn again. Of course, I just became more careful about hiding it.

Is there a limit on the necessitated disclosure of my wet dreams? I don’t have to tell her the one where I’m having sex with her best friend while she, having been turned into a dog, looks on stupidly, right? Can I settle for “I masturbate to women who aren’t you”?—Wife Abusive, Not Kinky

http://www.washingtoncitypaper.com/articles/41411/savage-love-my-wife-hates-when-i-masturbate-fantasize-about/

Are we taking bets on whether this is Jensen or Jared? LMAO! I’m going to hell and I don’t care! SUCK IT!

 

About Hollowdoll

I have two eyes, two ears, a nose and a mouth. You could buy me the most expensive brain to mouth filter for my birthday and it would sit on a shelf collecting dust.

Posted on August 31, 2011, in Uncategorized and tagged , , , , , , . Bookmark the permalink. 8 Comments.

  1. I can’t even! LMAO! If I had to guess I’d say it was Elta FTW! 6 years is a long time considering the beatings they’ve taken you’d think it would be required at some point. Not that I care of course. ;-P

  2. LMAO! I don’t whether to laugh or be incredibly turned on. I will marry that dude – TTLY SRS!

    • IKR?! I couldn’t believe my eyes when I stumbled across that one! It’s was like fricken Christmas I tell you! 4th of July! Oh my! So are you a betting woman?

    • THIS x100!! That woman doesn’t know how lucky she really is! I don’t know I think maybe Jennifervieve might be the bigger party pooper.

  3. Definitely DH in my book. She seems more of the needy controlling type. that article is killing me. I should be so lucky my mate was into wincest. sheesh. woman doesn’t know what she has. smoldering, swallowing and groaning! UNF UNF UNF!

  4. Lmao ! We read savage love every week , of all the crazy shit we’ve read this has to the saddest yet funniest one we’ve read . We say “grab a hold of your cock and act like you know somebody , like yourself WANK”, really ! There are so many woman out here that would better suit you sexually and treat you with respect ! She can’t do that to you , you give her conntrol of your sexual desires? Run , run like hell ! You deserve better , she’s out there , ask dan for help on how to find her . Lmao ! Take your penis back , and slap her with it ! Just kidding ! Serious nothing changes if nothing changes . Hope you’re reading the rest of these comments and hope you step up for yourself . Clearly there are several of us out here that agree with dan ! Get the hell out , dump her ass , find yourself the kinky girl or your dreams ! Done deal you’re happy , we’ll be happy for you , as well as looking for positive kinky letters from you to dan here !
    Peace to the readers and you !

  5. Savage Love and Wincest! My worlds have collided! I can’t stop laughing!

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