Time to Meet the New Boss, He’s Kinkier than the Old Boss 6 of ?

Bobby doesn’t find a flaming bag of dog poop but instead a love note from Crowley. 

Who feels like hog tying Death tonight?

Dean is very excited to put his skills to good use.

An act of God crystalized for ever is required and Bobby checked in the linen closet next to his ball gag and he’s all out.

But of course they need to get a phalic symbol first, forged into the perfect shape of God’s penis.

 

Dean and Sam perk up when they hear it’s gonna be a biggie.

Someone gets the drop on Sam and Bobby.

Dean’s feelin saucy and decides to get Sam’s attention in typical Dean like fashion. 

Sammy get’s excited by when Dean uses their code word for a quicky.

Sammy didn’t choose the code word and thinks it’s silly.

Dean and his manly scalloped edge flashlight search for the phalic symbol.

Dean finds the holy phalic symbol.

Dean gets caught.

So Dean decides to warm up for the main event of hog tying Death by starting with some light bondage.

Bobby and Sam are surprised but quickly adapt.

Of course Dean bought snacks for Death.

They proceed to redecorate the house to make Death feel more at home.

And quickly move on to blood play

That quicky out front made Sam’s hair a mess but he quickly fixes it.

Personally I thinking it was fucking rude to summon Death in someone else house. They don’t have to clean up the mess. Couldn’t they go outside for this? How are Dr. and Mrs. Weiss supposed to explain this to the insurance company?

You’re joking?

Dean’s all yoo hoo, Death?! Where are you. Ollie Ollie oxen free!

You’re joking

You bound me.

Death is not amused.

Are you sure you don’t want a Frickle?

Dean puckers up and gets ready to kiss ass.

This isn’t going to end well.

We need you to kill God.

Why should I?

 we said so and we’re the boss of you.

Respectfully

Amazing, I didn’t want to kill you.

You’ve erased any nostalgia I had for you Dean. Jealous much?

Death is our bitch you can’t kill us.

Death’s like: Damn you look like shit!

I don’t see a God,

 

I see the

These Leviathans are going to fuck you up!

Death found them highly amusing and used to play cards with them.

Death and God!Cas had a lovely pissing match.

Should we kick butt now, sir?

Well he left in a hurry.