Now that’s our kind of party!
Phallus Party Theme Song
Dick and balls with lots of sperm
Fa la la la la, la la la la
Pinch it hard and make him squirm
Fa la la la la, la la la la
Don we now our gay apparel
Fa la la, la la la, la la la.
Remember the safe word – carol
Fa la la, la la la, la la la.
Suck the oozing cock before us
Fa la la, la la la, la la la.
Spank his ass like dirty whores
Fa la la, la la la, la la la.
Scream out loud in merry pleasure
Fa la la, la la la, la la la.
While you fuck his Yuletide treasure
Fa la la, la la la, la la la.
Fast away, the orgasm passes
Fa la la, la la la, la la la.
Start anew, ye lads and lasses
Fa la la, la la la, la la la.
Fucking joyous, all together
Fa la la, la la la, la la la.
Wearing lots of chains and leather
Fa la la, la la la, la la la.
****another fabulous Hollowdoll original ;-P
What to wear to the phallus party?
Posted on December 16, 2011, in Uncategorized and tagged anderson cooper, lump of coal in my stocking like every year, naughty and nice, phallus party, Stephen Colbert. Bookmark the permalink. 8 Comments.
AcklesEpicallyFuckingPadalecki 
I have so much love for this post. I want to hump it’s leg! almost choked on my drink!
You kill me! Your twisted genius has no limits! ;-P
Glad you are as amused as I am. So hilarious!
CCCCOOOOOOOOOOOOOOCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKKKKK!!!!!!!!
Weeeeeeeeeee! 😀 That costume is the best thing I’ve ever seen.
Yes and my favorite part of the video is dancing around the May Dong! ;-P
Where do you dig this shit up? XD No one beats Anderson Cooper to the Phallus Party! LMAO!
The Phallus song! OMG! that video is a crazy acid trip!
It is quite a riot! isn’t it?