Fandoms corrupt. Supernatural corrupts absolutely.
- “Hey, you should watch this show called Supernatural. It’s a monster-movie-every-week, road-trip-across-the-US-in-a-classic-car kinda thing, with two hot guys. And they have this chemistry that all the critics and producers have never seen before on a show.”
- Hmm… takes more than a woman burning on the ceiling to creep ME out, but points for that.
- I like that Sam guy. He’s smart and sensitive, and I like his silly hair. Dean’s WAY too smarmy, and a little too pretty for my taste. Plus, he’s a total slut. You can just tell.
- Season 1 finale WTF???? MUST. WATCH. SEASON. 2. IMMEDIATELY.
- This classic rock is awesome. Did I just say “awesome” out loud?
- Dean’s growing on me. And I totally think these guys are in love and sleeping together IRL.
- Yeah. Totally.
- Hmm… expanding on the mythology. More than monster of the week.
- What is it with this show and frickin’ impossible cliffhangers?
- Boys seem to have gone through a second puberty. Voices have dropped half an octave.
- Sam? Was I actually a Sam Girl but Dean-Curious? ‘Cause… Dean. Yeah.
- Hmm… what’s this Tumblr thing?
- Brother-touching? Oh come on. That’s just wrong.
- Brother-touching? Oh come on. That’s soooo right.
- Wincest. WINCEST. WINCEST.
- Epic love story is epic.
- What’s knotting?
- Oh. Ew. Actually…wait. Huh.
- Gay. Porn. Gifs. Guh.
- What’s Omegle? Oh.
- Do first Omegle RP. It’s Destiel. Want to be Dean but get stuck as Cas. Am unhappy until the RP becomes the hottest thing I’ve ever done without real human flesh being involved.
- Read hot Wincestiel porn with Sammy bottoming. Go to my bunk. Call out Dean’s name during orgasm. Bury face in pillow in shame.
- Spent $150 on a screen-accurate, custom-made amulet made from melted down rifle casings, some of which were fired through actual Winchester rifles.
- Ok, I’ll read J2. Even though that totally feels like prying into their real lives.
- Jensen and Jared ARE IN love…(everybody sing along)
- Didn’t I have a thesis to write? Fuck it. Imma write my first Wincest fic.
- Gay porn is, like, awesome.
- Make Castiel tree topper for the Christmas tree, complete with trenchcoat, blue tie, white shirt and angel wings.
- Dip toe into Destiel waters. Realize I like it a wee bit better when Sammy’s there too.
- What’s figging?
- Oh. Hmmm.
- Argue vociferously for who tops and bottoms, Sam or Dean, and Jared or Jensen. Switch positions and re-argue.
- Make a chandelier out of kale.
- Temporarily set aside my aspirations to be a successful published author. Write more Wincest for free.
- Write reasoned arguments for the moral rightness of Wincest with contextual support and sociological theory.
- Realize I am now a Wincest pimp.
- Write graphic Wincest fic with bondage, pain play, orgasm denial, knife play, rimming and butt plugs.
- Write reasoned argument for the strong plausibility of Jared and Jensen being in a long-term romantic/sexual relationship, analyzing their interviews and comments and applying psychological theory.
- Debate applying for a Ph.D. in media studies with an emphasis on how Supernatural subverts heteronormative tropes.
- Realize I will be meeting the boys at VanCon in a few months. Wonder how I will ever be able to look them in the eyes after all this.
http://deanplease.tumblr.com/post/21735530266/fandoms-corrupt-supernatural-corrupts-absolutely
Posted on May 15, 2012, in Uncategorized and tagged accept no substitute, here's a topic discuss it amongst yourselves, highlarious, I have a love/hate relationship with tumblr, one of us, Supernatural kinks, this i love, we love unconditionally, wincest. Bookmark the permalink. 20 Comments.
AcklesEpicallyFuckingPadalecki 
lmao! yep, that’s pretty much how it happens XD i loved the “Wincest. WINCEST. WINCEST” XDD
It wriggles into your head and seeps into your soul! ;-P
it wriggles into other places too ;P
Hey hey hey potty mouth! You dirty girl! What kind of place do you think this is. Oh wait. Never mind. XD
I was confused for a second there. I thought the world had turned upside down! I thought HD had been attacked by the pod people or something. Phew! This post could not be more accurate. Thanks for the hook up! It’s not my fault I eat, sleep and breath this stoopid show! I am only human.
Love this post. UNF! I’m going to hump it until the cows come home.
Accurate! I want to hug and squeeze it and smish it all over. I’ve sold my soul to Supernatural, it’s like a appendix. You don’t need it do you?
Two out of three of my essays over the next week are featuring fanfiction quite strongly. Will also be throwing in a bit of Wincest! Ahhh love my studies.
Now that sounds like something worth studying! ;-P Will you be sharing with the class?
ooh ooh ooh I wanna read them if possible. or maybe just some excerpts. 🙂
One is actually a feature article on how slash fan-fiction helped ruin my marriage. I started to read it to liven things up a bit. Who knew gay porn was a step by step guide to blow jobs? I thought he’d be ecstatic and he was until he happened to read a bit of one of the stories and flipped out. I think he was pissed I wouldn’t watch hetro porn.
Oh well, I can now read what I like when I like and I’m hoping to get a credit at the very least for this piece. This is a university writing unit and I have found the tutors to be a very conservative bunch so I’ll be interested in their reaction 🙂
I feel for you. His loss. You sound like one zesty enchilada! Fool didn’t know what he had! I would love to post anything you’d like to share. I’m very interested in their reaction as well.
thanks for the kind support. And yes, I am one zesty enchilada! If I’m happy with the profile I will share it but meanwhile, for anybody who is interested in the academic study, and there is a shit load, here is a link to a site that has some excellent and very interesting essays on Supernatural, Wincest in particular.
You will have to type supernatural into the search but it will make all who do, feel very intellectual about our obsession with porn!!
enjoy 🙂
http://journal.transformativeworks.org/index.php/twc
Exciting. I am about to go do some very worthwhile research!
agreed. what a putz!
This is a completely true and accurate account of my life. Hahaha! The only difference is I was down with the bromance BEFORE I started watching 😉 Seasoned pervert here, you know.
Same here my fire had already been sparked. Supernatural was just the gasoline and then blammo! no regrets!
Well you know I like my perverts seasoned and you are so tasty my sweet!
HAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAH omg it’s like reading the story of my life xD my love for this fandom cannot be told in words!
*snerk* I knew this one would definitely make you delurk even with your busy busy schedule! smishes!