It’s not Charlie’s Bday, it’s the day we celebrate that she was delivered to earth by Gay Aliens!
Daddies is that you?

You’re old enough to know you are adopted my sweet and you lost your memory in the crash.
(Jesus I hope you weren’t really adopted cuz this post might not be so funny then)

Here are pics that were found in the wreck.

Little Charlie’s anatomically correct dollies.

Alien cartoons, does the humor translate?

One of little Charlie’s drawings.

Charlie’s aunt’s! They say HELLO!

So do Charlie’s Uncles!

It’s a tough choice! ;-P

But we must have tasty treats for our celebration!





















Posted on September 25, 2012, in Uncategorized and tagged chocolate is not a lubricant, finger lickin good, Happy Birthday Watchtower, hotter than hot, if it's still too hot - blow on it, licky licky yum yum, pornucopia, smut parade, the best way to test the waters is with your tongue, we love unconditionally. Bookmark the permalink. 6 Comments.



ccchhhhaarrrrrrllliiieee!!!!!!!!!!! happy alien crash day bb! :DD
Congrats! Can’t wait to get my mouth on your tasty treats! XD
OMG
no really
OMG
THIS POST IS SO AWESOME ON SO MANY LEVELS I CANT EVEN
HOW COULD YOU EVEN THINK ABOUT ALL THIS
YOUR MIND IS BRILLIANT
IT’S GOLD
I OFFICIALLY KNEEL BEFORE YOU AND PRAISE YOUR NAME FOREVER
AND I KEEP USING CAPSLOCK
BECAUSE YOU FUCKING DESERVE NOTHING LESS THAN THAT
I MEAN THIS POST HAS GAY ALIENS (haaai my true family! I was raised by humans, but fortunately they didnt ruin me)
BOOBS
ABS
PENISES
VAGINAS
WINCEST PORN
(AND STEREK CRUSHED DESTIEL IN THAT FUCKING POLL 2 DAYS AGO)
MY LIFE IS COMPLETE
I LOVE YOU
THERE IS NO GIF TO EXPRESS WHAT I’M FEELING
YOU JUST MADE MY BIRTHDAY TEN THOUSAND TIMES BETTER
and the line “Jesus I hope you weren’t really adopted cuz this post might not be so funny then” made me laugh so hard I actually woke my cat up
THANKYOUSOMUCHILOVEYOUYOUAREREALLYTHEBESTPERSONEVERONEARTH.
It’s all about you today baby! Glad you like! I send you Smishes, Smooches and Dirty Gropes! Remember you never have to settle. The sky’s the limit!
Start to finish this is quite a tasty post! Brilliant! Glad you were able to add some spice to this planet Charlie. Enjoy your special day!
Chaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarlie!! Happy birthdayyyyyyyyyyyyyy! Wishing you all the dirty, wolfy, Padahumpy, Freckly dreams on your special day xxxx