Supernatural 8.4 Deadman’s Blood or “The Day Wincest Rode Back To Town”.

You don’t say?

I do say!

Just pointing out the obvious as I am want to do every now and again.

No really, it’s not! ;-P

We all know it’s CANON muthafuckas!

CANON CANON CANON CANON CANON CANON CANON CANON CANON CANON

As if it could, Wincest has made a permanent home in our hearts!

My boyfriend’s back and your gonna get in trouble!

Thelma and Louise

Fox and Mulder

Mickey and Mallory

Rub A Dub Dub two hot men in a tub…

full of Raspberry Jam.

Finger lickin good!

OK gurrrl relax! Your starting to creep me out!

I know it’s almost Halloween but really!

Damn it I got derailed again. Meh it happens.

Back to the important matter at hand.

Blatant Wincest references are back on Supernatural.

And we wouldn’t have it any other way.

So it’s a mess and Sam and Dean don’t know who the messy finger painter is.

Yes there is they are ruined unless

They look like these!

FOCUS!

Dean was hoping for porn but no such luck.

In a world where nothing is what it seams.

One brave, shockingly handsome, virile young man

and his faithful learning disabled, robotic manservant

No, you won’t XD

must battle through waves of cybernetic ass hats in order to sexually liberate….

hashtag #fails

#homeschooled

#secretly in love with her room mate

# listens to country music

Sure you see a creepy dude and his “boyfriend” (who may or may not have unrequited love with each other) with a camera

and think YES that’s good dating material?

You know this guy doesn’t really exist right?

Exceptions will be made on a case by case basis ;-P

Penny Lane Brian tried to pretend he wasn’t jealous

Let the excitement continue….

Come on, who loves you?

I wish I could quit you.

Someone sure seems excited.

Watch it ass hat!

So Sam and Dean start their investigation.

And are compared to women AGAIN.

SHOCKING!

Dem Bowlegs!

Winchester Swagger to the Nth Degree!

Back to the weird triad being annoyingly logical.

And Michael plays them the song that was playing when they met.

Kate says so you just foam the runway with our song..

It was all going so well until it wasn’t.

And then Michael get’s the hell out of dodge while Kate accuses them of making a JackAss tape (porno).

I promised I’d help him test the new cameras.

We both know he has no one else to do this with.

They ain’t fooling no one! ;-P

Does anyone else know what a “Unicorn” is the the world of bisexual openish relationships?

I do of course, well if my memory serves me correctly.

Couple’s male/male, female/female, male/female are looking for a a 3rd who will want to have sex/relationship with them both.

It’s next to impossible to find. Thus it’s called searching for a Unicorn.

These boys are searching all right…

for the perfect TRIAD

Do something cool.

One has to ask themselves what was going to happen that was so special while Brian was hanging upside down?

Then what do the pervs spy with their little eye?

There is not….

There is a case here, your rusty we just need to dig a little deeper.

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Is it just me or are you getting a work place romance vibe from those two?

i-wincest-so-i-wincest:

kinky lovin

with pure hearts and souls

intertwined

What? It seemed liked a timely topic that needed a little reviewing. ;-P

Then Brian and Michael move onto other things to video tape.

those who live in douche houses should not throw stones

These guys have their moments but over all?!

Sorry guys…

If only you had time to grow up.

Now is not the time to talk about my arrested development.

Michael new when he left the house he was taking a chance on getting bitten, but not in that way.

Thanks for a good night out Bri.

Then  there was a huge freak out about the disappearing bite. oh noes!

And then denial of the situation and drama, drama, drama.

While Brian and Kate argue and he tells her to shut her pie hole.

Says the dude’s fine.

Then someone realized they had new skillz!

Nice Perky Nips Buddy!

And they of course have no clue what he is.

hmmmm…..I’m creeping my self out now…

Brian continues to creepily tape his Michael.

Sounds familiar!

Brian realizes why he was put on this planet.

Then the kinky shit starts going down.

Because Brian thinks he’s going to die a virgin and will always be a brides maid, never a bride.

But Michael isn’t in the mood and only wants to bite his bagel right now.

And Brian’s all

Then they played

6 INCHES DOES NOT A FOOT MAKE!

If you hear anything strange

call us no matter how late.

We stay up having sex working late.

Are you an Xfile?

We’ll pretend this happened

Then Michael went out for a bite and came back a little messy.

But his meal wants to bite back.

One of the frat boys says

And then Brian tries to sneakily get all the dirty details to live vicariously through Kate.

Are you scared of him…

Well to tell you the truth…

When they get rudely interrupted…..

or more accurately

So they sprang into action.

Once Michael was all cleaned up he explained

there was trash talk

The frat dude was like

Unfortunately your girl friend doesn’t qualify.

And Michael was all I saw red.

Then the questions

What are those things on your hands? Claws?

What he can’t defend himself?

Then the Winchester pissing contest. While they are searching for clues.

I mean hearts.

While back at the ranch…

And another pissing/pushing contest.

And Kate blinded by love

Not always…but eh…

Brian wants to call the cops and Kate’s all

You don’t get it do you?

What we need are answers.

Then they stalk our boys again

And watch Dean work his magic and hypnotize this woman into spilling her guts.

She looks bemused.

Then there was some snarky talk.

Dean has to keep up his strength for all the sex their having ;-P

Then Brian catches up with Kate and Michael

and the tension is rising

And of course

You know the usual.

But on to more tasty treats for our spank banks imagination.

What?

What did I say?

That’s some reach you got there.

I appreciate form and function.

hmmm…. is that code?

Well we know one 6’4 stud who does.

not that Jensen is lacking in that department of course

“Clear eyes and clogged arteries”. That’s a euphemism for sex right?

and other boring stuff like how important werewolf lineage is

and pedigrees etc

Michael realizes he’s a werewolf.

Then back to the infighting and whether or not they know about Michael.

And how much FBI agents say awesome.

Did they say anything else?

Glad you asked.

Dude, they just sat and talked about how they’ve been apart for a year.

You were probably right about that whole office romance thing.

OF course all Michael’s concerned about is what he’s going to eat.

Then Michael and Kate have a lover’s quarrel.

And Brian sneaks off to get his just desserts

Brian comes back and thinks he’s the shit and totally took care of everything.

Brian”s sick of being piggy he wants to be Ralph.

And says he saved their asses.

Well we’ll see about that won’t we?

Sam and Dean, let’s dance. They don’t like when some one cuts in.

Give a whole new meaning to butt floss.

Be careful there Sammy.

That ass is a hot commodity.

If anything happens to it Deans gonna be pissed.

Sam and Dean are really rough on gropey dance partners that aren’t their brother.

I like the cut of your jib too!

You can’t hide from moose and squirrel.

Kate and Michael don’t seem to see it the way Brian does.

and are all

They don’t want to be part of his

Brian?

Brian I’m coming out.

I see it now.

I understand.

And Brian’s all

And then she goes off on him of course.

And Kate finishes the tape.

She begs for a chance.

She’ll watch what she eats.

The Sam and Dean do roll call.

Accept no one’s alive to answer.

No matter what they say,

It’s all about body language.

Sam and Dean are definitely calculating how much time the have for a quickie back at the motel before check out. ;-P

agreed!

They definitely have that after orgasm dazed and confused look.

Or maybe that’s just me. ;-P

It definitely was a Sam/Dean light episode.

But still what we were given was quality not quantity IMO.

Sam and Dean pretend to be surprised they are going to give her a head start

so  they can get their quickie in.

It’s only gentlemanly after all.

 

No I don’t think it’s just my post orgasmic bliss.

Awesome

And Kate sashays off into the wild yonder.

And she went to start he new life ala

or

Hey maybe she’ll start her own spin off show!

I want to smack whoever chooses where the credits will go with a wet noodle!

And it didn’t even seem to bother Sam or Dean that the college kids thought they were together! XD

Awesome bothered Dean, however, several mentions of a romance didn’t.

Priorities.

Sharing one heart.

You can run, but you can’t hide…

When you’re in each other’s blood, hearts and souls.

Your love for each other is pure even though your thoughts are dirty.

I promised myself I won’t go crazy over this post.

Your pretty ;-P

WINCEST RULES!