FUCK FUCK FUCK! WE KNEW IT WOULD EVENTUALLY HAPPEN!

They have finally gotten around to completely tainting the cons. It’s not fair that anyone should have to sit through a panel with The Horse Lisperer just to listen to Jared and Misha! Fucking Bullshit I tell you. They better not pull that shit at Chi Con. We are addicted, twisted gluttons for punishment so we’ll love them anyways.

I like pleasure and pain as much as the next kinky pervert. But this is too much! Oh the humanity! I am not that much of a sadist!