Jared loves those cheerleaders and men in uniform!

Fandoms corrupt. Supernatural corrupts absolutely.

• “Hey, you should watch this show called Supernatural. It’s a monster-movie-every-week, road-trip-across-the-US-in-a-classic-car kinda thing, with two hot guys. And they have this chemistry that all the critics and producers have never seen before on a show.”
• Hmm… takes more than a woman burning on the ceiling to creep ME out, but points for that.
• I like that Sam guy. He’s smart and sensitive, and I like his silly hair. Dean’s WAY too smarmy, and a little too pretty for my taste. Plus, he’s a total slut. You can just tell.
• Season 1 finale WTF???? MUST. WATCH. SEASON. 2. IMMEDIATELY.
• This classic rock is awesome. Did I just say “awesome” out loud?
• Dean’s growing on me. And I totally think these guys are in love and sleeping together IRL.
• Yeah. Totally.
• Hmm… expanding on the mythology. More than monster of the week.
• What is it with this show and frickin’ impossible cliffhangers?
• Boys seem to have gone through a second puberty. Voices have dropped half an octave.
• Sam? Was I actually a Sam Girl but Dean-Curious? ‘Cause… Dean. Yeah.
• Hmm… what’s this Tumblr thing?
• Brother-touching? Oh come on. That’s just wrong.
• Brother-touching? Oh come on. That’s soooo right.
• Wincest. WINCEST. WINCEST.
• Epic love story is epic.
• What’s knotting?
• Oh. Ew. Actually…wait. Huh.
• Gay. Porn. Gifs. Guh.
• What’s Omegle? Oh.
• Do first Omegle RP. It’s Destiel. Want to be Dean but get stuck as Cas. Am unhappy until the RP becomes the hottest thing I’ve ever done without real human flesh being involved.
• Read hot Wincestiel porn with Sammy bottoming. Go to my bunk. Call out Dean’s name during orgasm. Bury face in pillow in shame.
• Spent $150 on a screen-accurate, custom-made amulet made from melted down rifle casings, some of which were fired through actual Winchester rifles.
• Ok, I’ll read J2. Even though that totally feels like prying into their real lives.
• Jensen and Jared ARE IN love…(everybody sing along)
• Didn’t I have a thesis to write? Fuck it. Imma write my first Wincest fic.
• Gay porn is, like, awesome.
• Make Castiel tree topper for the Christmas tree, complete with trenchcoat, blue tie, white shirt and angel wings.
• Dip toe into Destiel waters. Realize I like it a wee bit better when Sammy’s there too.
• What’s figging?
• Oh. Hmmm.
• Argue vociferously for who tops and bottoms, Sam or Dean, and Jared or Jensen. Switch positions and re-argue.
• Make a chandelier out of kale.
• Temporarily set aside my aspirations to be a successful published author. Write more Wincest for free.
• Write reasoned arguments for the moral rightness of Wincest with contextual support and sociological theory.
• Realize I am now a Wincest pimp.
• Write graphic Wincest fic with bondage, pain play, orgasm denial, knife play, rimming and butt plugs.
• Write reasoned argument for the strong plausibility of Jared and Jensen being in a long-term romantic/sexual relationship, analyzing their interviews and comments and applying psychological theory.
• Debate applying for a Ph.D. in media studies with an emphasis on how Supernatural subverts heteronormative tropes.
• Realize I will be meeting the boys at VanCon in a few months. Wonder how I will ever be able to look them in the eyes after all this.

http://deanplease.tumblr.com/post/21735530266/fandoms-corrupt-supernatural-corrupts-absolutely

Shit Supernatural fans say, now hit the showers.

Now that’s how you drink coffee damn it!

When are they gonna get their heads out of their asses and get Jensen and Jared to do videos like these.
Instead of worthless and humiliating hostage videos.
I don’t mind Wincest vids being transmitted through space and seen by aliens.
But that hostage video couldn’t be more painful if we tried.
Although maybe the aliens will be so outraged they will come to earth,
probe Clint Klusterfuck and shoot him into outerspace.

Coiffed

 

Supernatural Convention – New Jersey 2011

Salute this motherfuckers! It was a clusterfuck before the con even started. I wonder whose fault is. I’m sure it was the crazy fans right? I mean it couldn’t possibly be a result of a couple of geniuses who thought that Ruby 2.o’s panel in a con after how many years of not doing anything should be with Misha, Jensen or Jared. I don’t know who the brainless wonder is who first hatched this plan but it sucks big donkey balls. She hasn’t earned that right. This is not England. You don’t marry into it. Apparently someone must think they are practically royalty. And now look at what happened. It’s like the Peasant’s Revolt of 1381 all over again! (kidding) But seriously there could be no other reaction by fandom to such a dick move.

Moving on let’s go to our happy place and enjoy the con. I am sure that motley band of miscreants will heal our wounds with their snark, stories and adorableness. The show must go on!