What’s that truth twisting son of bitch up to now?!

Dear Ted:
I’m really hoping that my fave crush, Jensen Ackles, isn’t a total jerk but each hint you drop about his Vice makes me more and more unsure. Can you at least tell me if his Vice is so “juicy” because it involves some personality traits or just because it contrasts with his public image so much?
—Mike

Dear Natural Born Vicer:
More so the latter. I like Jensen, I would hardly consider him douchetastic, doll. But speaking of the Supernatural heartthrob and his lovely wife Danneel Harris, I have some delish dirt on the twosome that I will share very soon. Stay tuned, Mike.